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I wonder where they all are now ...
or indeed who they ever were in the first place An annotated list of real and imaginary people named in the songs of The Kinks and Ray Davies (with some of Dave's thrown in too)
"I think a big mistake is to become an academic
about all these things, analysing things"
- Ray Davies quoted in the liner notes
of the Velvel reissue of 'Word of mouth'.

The names are arranged in four alphabetical blocks as per the old London Phone Directories in use during the first flowering of the Kinks and which could then still be found in various feathered and ripped states of dishevelment (or, if you were lucky, at all, and never the one you wanted) in the classic Gilbert Scott red phone boxes that these days can only be found in scenic rural locations ...
often with village greens, as it happens. Specific filing rules and conventions
(basically just a librarian mucking about) can be found on another page
or you can dive straight in via the logos below.

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